May 20th • 41,980 notesi hate when someone is pretty and funny, like stop that you only get one
May 17th • 31,745 notesMy neighbor just yelled to one of his buddies “How many ounces are in a quart?”
His friend didn’t know.
I yelled down from my window “32 ounces!” and then hid.
He looked around and then yelled out “Thank you, female God!”
- society: ew thick girls
- society: ew thin girls
- society: ew no makeup
- society: ew too much makeup
- society: ew you're rude
- society: ew you're too nice
- society: ew plastic surgery
- society: ew you need a makeover
- society: ew you're not perfect
- society: ew you're too perfect
- society: ew
